My my my. Sweeeeet lord. Ohhhh Ladies, the FtG candy store is Now Open.
Are you single and probably a lady and possibly into wearing animal costumes while sexing up your Potential Mate? Find The Goddess has the one for you:
Meet “Andrew” (#217000; @whlteXbread), a 26 year-old male from Commerce City, USA, who—as he states—values his impact on other people. You’ll find that he is—among other things—punctual, but never early.
“Andrew” came to us in the hopes of Finding his One True Goddess. Are we to disappoint him? Surely not: we’ve promised him a Lady such as yourself, ranging in intelligence from geometrical, geological, political, anthropological… and all the way to philological.
Ladies? This candy bar is yours.
